Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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