I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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