Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
