batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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