Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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