you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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