grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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