i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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