Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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