Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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