Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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