I love black thongs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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