I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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