Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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