We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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