So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
