I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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