Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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