He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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