eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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