You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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