Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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