Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
