he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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