is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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