why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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