so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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