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Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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