just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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