Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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