What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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