last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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