belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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