I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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