I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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