Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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