To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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