Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
