You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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