He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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