Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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