On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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