why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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