I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
do herpes really smell.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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