How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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