i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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