Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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