Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Randomize
