I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The ass gains better be worth it
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