OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is Oprah even human
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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