Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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