Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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