East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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